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Going To The Gym aka Extreme Sports

13593724_s editedAm I able to use the gym? The questions people ask! Heavens, I inhabit the same world as the rest of you…or do I?

Going to the gym is like careening through a rabbit hole into a surreal Wonderland full of disquieting adventures! While I watch fellow “athletes” deftly execute coups of gluteus, hamstring and trapezius on strange, weight-bearing apparatus, I largely refrain from partaking in their revelry, instead creating my own zany tea party.

For starters, any unstable surface challenges this house of cards, causing my muscles to go haywire and summoning my core to control the show. My Mad Hatter is a device I call the “marshmallow” – flat on one side, rounded rubber cushion on the other (exercise mavens know this as the Bosu ball). My feat? I “stand” on the rounded surface and wave my arms in the air to further mess with my balance. Give that device a go during an earthquake and you’ll see my task isn’t quite so easy as it looks.

My personal triathlon involves a deceptively simple maneuver – the one-legged squat – on stable ground. Try supporting your entire corpus on one leg and then bobbing up and down while engaging in bodily combat with movement disorder! My left leg insists on a quirky diagonal directional that precariously holds my weight as I teeter through the motion while somehow remaining upright. Three sets: that’s a workout!

For much of my life, the gym didn’t even appear as a blip on my radar. Courtesy of a handful of trainers who’ve done Lewis Carroll proud, I’ve crafted my own realm of possibilities. Rather than coveting unreasonable exploits beyond my reach, I rule over the territory I’ve conquered including a tamed Madame Bosu – now that deserves a spotlight on my résumé!